What was alf catchphrase

Retrieve it. TV Shows. Year: 13, Views. Willie: And why was that? ALF: Cause I was chasing him with a fork. Brian: ALF wouldn't eat Lucky, would he? ALF: I'm not saying nothing until I speak to my attorney. ALF: Ochmonek? Sounds like a typo. Willie: If you were in the woods. I kill me. ALF: On Melmac, we have 1st class, 2nd class and ham.

ALF: I wasn't known on Melmac as the whiz kid for my scholastic ability. He strikes. Brian: Do you get Sesame Street where you live? ALF: No, and frankly I don't get it here either. Willie: Go back to the tent. Willie: There are no fifty-foot water snakes in the backyard. ALF: I'm telling ya, it was bright green and it spit water.

Ths Ths [spitting water sound] ALF:. Willie: That was my new garden hose. ALF: Oh, no wonder it was sucking on the spigot. ALF: Kate, have I ever lied to you? Kate: Yes. Several times. ALF: I meant today. Kate: What's wrong with Brian? ALF: He's been experiencing some negative stroking from Kate lately.

Kate: [in a sudden burst of anger] All right. That's it. Willie: Calm down. ALF: Stop ventilating. ALF: Why so hostile, Willie?

I'm okay. You're okay. Willie: This must stop. ALF: That's right. A good scream. Let it fly. Willie: You cannot keep aggravating people like this. ALF: Why do you hate your mother? Brian: You'll have to chew with your mouth closed tonight, ALF. Kate: Don't break that remote. ALF: Kate, have I ever broken anything? ALF: We only have ten major organs, eight of which are stomachs. Willie: I would have guessed all ten.

Lynn: I wonder what Mom and Dad's happiest moment was. ALF: The day they met me? Lynn: Think again. ALF: The day after they met me. Lynn: Keep thinking. ALF: I can't. My brain hurts. Brian: Your name's really Gordon? ALF: Yeah, Gordon. Brian: That's funny. ALF: It was my mother's maiden name, all right? ALF: No. He'd just point at you and go, "Ak-ak-ak-ak-ak. Willie: How long are you gonna keep this up?

Willie: No. ALF: Well, I'd like to. Burglar: [examines ALF] Must be one of those talking dolls. ALF: Oh, yeah? Ever had a talking doll rip out your voice box? Kate: We'll let you use the portable TV. Kate: What do you mean your fridge? ALF: Okay its your fridge, but the fuzz in the meat door is mine. ALF: Oh, great, prison. Why don't you just stick me in a sweatbox?

ALF: Attica. ALF: Mind if I showed you a trick? ALF: I told you not to lean in. Lynn: You have a cousin named Blinky? ALF: Well, we call him that because he likes to eat lightbulbs. Kate: [coldly] I see.

ALF: It was a rhetorical question. Willie: ALF. I really don't appreciate that at all. ALF: I'm not gonna marry him, if that's what you're getting at. Willie: You're meeting my brother, it's not the Pope. ALF: I'd rather meet the Pope. I love his hats. Kate: Goshdarned? ALF: Ours was a polite society. Willie: I'm not convinced. Willie: ALF, you are grasping at straws. Willie: You can't vote, ALF , you're not a citizen. ALF: I'll apply for a green card. Willie: That's only if you want a job.

ALF: Pass. Become a citizen, vote, then drop her of like a hot potato. Willie: ALF ALF: You'd like Waquine, he doesn't like beets. Willie: Neither you or Waquine may marry my daughter and you may not vote. Willie: How many cups of coffee have you had? ALF: Forty. Willie: If you had eaten that dish towel, I would have been very angry. They are asking him questions from Melmac's holy book] Brian: What's is the kindest thing that you can do for someone else?

ALF: Burp down wind. ALF: I hate musicals. Out of the blue people burst into songs. Willie: Hence the term "musical. Hey -" Willie: It's getting on my nerves. ALF: So what musical are you going to go see today? Willie: "Cats. Willie: This is a jigsaw puzzle. ALF: It's broken. Willie: That's the object, ALF. You're supposed to put it together.

ALF: Why? I didn't break it. Brian: No, those are ducks. ALF: Then how do they pull the sleigh? ALF: Oh, by the way, don't bother looking for your laxative on a rope. Willie: Oh, you mean my soap on a rope? ALF: Trust me on this one. ALF: I can see you're still one sandwich short of a picnic.

ALF: Hey, you. Get offa my cloud. ALF: Raining cats? You open the skylight and I'll get the relish. ALF: Hey, Willie. Let's throw a cat on the barbie.

ALF: The only good cat is a stir-fried cat. Dorothy: You don't have to make rude noises. ALF: That's okay. I don't mind. Jake Ochmonek: Why do we have to wear meat at this ceremony anyway? Kate Tanner : Ignorance is your excuse all the time! ALF : I don't know what you are talking about. Tagged: Ignorance , feigning ignorance. Tagged: Elvis Presley , priscilla presley , yard sale. Tagged: Bad decisions , House , Job. Tagged: thrill-seeker , Mob. Tagged: Complication. Don't worry—tab's on me.

Though I'm not paying for Brian's invisible friend. Tagged: Dinner , pick up the tab. The operative word in People Log is 'people' That's cruel. Not to mention poorly constructed from a grammatical standpoint. Tagged: People , Bad Grammar , cruel. Now, that doesn't mean they're not real.

I'm real, and whether other people believe you or not, you know I'm real. Tagged: amusing , real , Unreal. Tagged: Gilligan's Island , Little Buddy.

Tagged: Gilligan's Island , Sleep , Lagoon. Tagged: Gilligan's Island. ALF : [at a video game] Space Invaders. Willie : What do they do? Live in your garage, eat all your food, dig up your back yard? ALF : You're in a mood Willie : Yes, I am! I was plowing up your yard and I hit a water main Thanks to Rhonda for sending me these quotes above!

ALF: Uncle Neal has gone away, doodaa doodaa. I can eat out here today, all dooday long - Everybody! Gone the hole day!! Willie: ALF! I really don't appreciate that at all! Willie and Kate are worried about ALF's cotton obbsession. Kate: Don't you think you should cut donw?

ALF with an southern accent : Why? What have you got agenst cotton? Ya all yankees! Lynn: He's a wonderfull guy, with a terrific sence of humor! ALF: I'm not gonna marry him, if that's what youre getting at! ALF: I'd rather meet the Pope. I love his hats.

Willie: I thought we agreed that you'd stop inpersonateing me on the phone!! Hainy could have sold Brian, some reviving potion, out of the back of his truck. Thanks to Linda for sending me these quotes! Brian: Do you get Sesame Street where you live? ALF: No, and I don't get it here either. Kate to Willie : Do you think it's O. Willie: No, it isn't, ALF, it's my bedroom. ALF: Sure, one man's room is another man's prison! ALF: I will watch for breaking glass. ALF: This is the way we diaper our kid, diaper our kid, diaper our kid, this is the way we diaper our kid Thanks to Anthony Host for sending me these quotes!

ALF is determined to prove the man next door is Elvis Presley. ALF: I can be logical if i have to. The man's name is Aaron King. Elvis' middle name was Aaron and he was king of Rock 'n' Roll. Willie: I'm not convinced. How about this.

Hank Aaron is baseball's home run king and Elvis loved baseball. Willie: ALF, you are grasping at straws. Thanks to Chris for sending me these lines! Willie: You can't vote ALF, you're not a citizen.

ALF: I'll apply for a green card. Willie: That's only if you want a job. ALF: Pass I know, I'll marry Lynn. Become a citizen. Vote, then drop her of like a hot potato. Willie: ALF ALF: Sure it will be hard on her first. She'll cry, drink a little too much. Joins with a bongoplayer named Waquine. ALF: You'd like Waquine, he doesn't like beets. Willie: Neither you or Waquine may marry my daughter, and you may not vote! ALF: Fine! I have not voice in government, Waquine will get deported and they'll make him eat beets!!

Willie: How many cups of coffee have you had? ALF: Fourty, why? Willie: If you had eaten that dishtowle, I would have been very angry The Tanners help ALF becomming a minister. They are asking him questions from Melmac's holy book Brian: What's is the kindest thing that you can do for someone else? ALF: Burph down wind.

Willie: He's right. It say's: "He who burphs down wind ALF: Kate! Say yeah! Kate: Hi ALF. ALF: Oh Barry is speaking to me now! I feel good, just like I knew I would, I feel fine, it must be divine! Walk to me Kate, Walk to me, show me you can walk!! Kate: I'll show you something else if you don't shut up.

ALF: Oh agression! What has made this tired women so bitter? What a life she musted had. Everybody, everybody please stand pray for her! Amazing Graise, how sweat thou are, to save a retch like Kaaateeee Neal: Hey I could really use this.

ALF from the tape : Like a virgin, touched from the verry first tiiiiimeee, like a viiirrgiin Willie: Speed's all up, you don't want that. ALF: What happened? ALF: Wow, you showed her.

Willie: But then I found the girl of my dreams, I found the girl I wanted to spend the rest of my life with. ALF: Who?

Joan Collins? Willie: Kate!! ALF: Cyrano and I where destined to spend our life's without a mate. At least he got to jump around with a sword and wear feathers. Thanks to Linda once again for sending me cool quotes! Willie: You don't understand do you. You don't understand anything about Christmas do you. You think it's just opening presents and being a generanusience!

ALF: Now this may sound weird to you but ALF: Mr. I tried Mr. Know-it-all, but that was too on the nose. Willie to Kate : Well congratulate me, I just got a reservation for two at Emilio's. How does that sound honey?

ALF: Sounds good to me sweaty. Kate: That's wonderfull Willie. ALF: What is she comming to? I thought this was gonna be "our night"! Dorothy: You don't have to make rude noices! ALF: A ceremony doesn't have to be long to be affective. An melmacian wedding contains on priest saying: Your hitcht, go for it babe! Jake: Why do we have to wear meat on this seremony anyway? ALF: Cause the high preast on melmac was alsou the butcher.

Brian: My historybook is history. ALF: My life is history. Kate: Goshdarned? ALF: Ours was a polite society. Jake: Youve gotta help me! ALF: What can I do? Willie: I never ment to bring Jimbo over. ALF: You brought an elephant home to dinner? Willie: I said Jimbo, not Jumbo. Brian: Is Randy mad? ALF: No panic. When the going gets tough, the tough get's going.

Many are called, but a few are chosen. And you can't get anything done, bye standing here talking cliche's. Jake: What are you anyway? I have powers, you can only dream of. Jake: Like what? ALF: Aaamm I can watch 10 hours of tv, without ever getting up, to go to the bathroom. Thanks to Linda for sending me the quotes above!

ALF: I'm on a new diet. I can eat as much of whatever I want. Lynn: And you lose weight that way? ALF: You do? ALF: Justice will not rest! Kate: What if I gave justice a cookie? ALF: Justice will think about it. He is now trying to convince Willie to give him the money to pay off the debt.

Lynn: Dad, he was trying to help! Willie: Oh, you're right. Willie: You got me in a panic to tell me the TV's broken?! ALF: But it's too small! It makes everyone look like John Candy! ALF is being fitted for a space suit. Thanks to Bill for sending me the quotes above! ALF: Hi, St. John's hospital? I'd like some information about face-tranceplants. No, I'm quite happy with mine, thank you. It's for a friend.

Kate: ALF? ALF: I'll call you back. Kate: ALF, why would you whant to know about facetrance-plants? ALF: I thought it would be nice to see some new faces around here. Kate: Do you remember when you thought that Mr. Littwak was building an atomic bomb in his basement? Willie: By trying to keep a positive attitude! You might do that yourself Kate: annoyed Guys, please.

ALF: Well, not everyone enjoys spending their vacation in a rainforest! Willie: We're in this rainforest because of you! ALF: I vote we go home. Willie: You're not voting in this. ALF: Call the newspapers! Democracy is dead! Willie: I'm trying to make this vacation more fun. You might do it yourself instead of complaining all the time.

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