Why is viacom so greedy




















Viacom is a " special interest group " to US presidents, meaning Viacom essentially bribes government officials to turn the other way as it takes hold on more and more media. Man, I wonder what would be on if Viacom weren't around. Oh well. Guess I'll go watch TRL. A gigantic corporation that eats smaller corporations.

Die Viacom. Ex2: Neopets was an awesome site that had plenty to do and plenty to say on the forums. Now its the dumbest site ever because they sold out to Viacom. May Nickelodeon , MTV and the rest of them rot in hell!

Teh total pwnage. Everyone was happy, but Viacom being the greedy bastards they are pulled down all the videos from youtube and demanded that if anyone wanted to watch their crappy shows they had to watch it with commercials.

Being the evil greedy parasites that Viacom decided to violate privacy laws and view all of YouTube users' names, passwords, IP addresses, video viewing habits, favorites, PIN numbers, mother's maiden names, bank account numbers, sort codes, credit card numbers, expiry dates and favorite sandwich fillings. Google is still taking it in the ass for us though, and there'll probably be some employees fired over this whole whiny-bitch mess.

And the next thing you know, this bitchy piss-off fighting is gonna go on and on and on until the year Viacom would go on the win in the lawsuit and take 13 billion dollars from itself. Viacom did not get any money out of it because it took 13 billion dollars in expenses to do the lawsuit. On March 4, every show they made is destroyed. Disney gets 9 trillion dollars after that. Remember, do not be fooled that your favourite show is produced by another company.

Viacom now distributes for every single company in the world. If you hate Viacom then just give up on TV and pick up a real hobby, you television troublemakers!

Exposure to the V of Doom may cause mental retardation, Down's Syndrome, indigestion, a strong urge to go to Hell, Sleep Paralysis, nightmares that paralyze you, and anything else but happiness, satisfaction, etc.

Then when it comes on TV, the V of Doom passes the hormones to you visually. The V of Doom consists of a giant blue V zooming up on a lavender background and "A Viacom Presentation" zooms in to a 5-note synth tune composed by Philip Glass.

Once the "V" stops zooming in, your TV screen can and will break. In fact, in past cases, it has been rumored by technologists that after the V of doom zoomed in and breaks the TVs, it jumped out of TV screens and violently attacked approximately , people worldwide mainly here in the states.

This may seem like a smart move in the short term, but in the long term it is likely to mean the downfall of Viacom as we know it. In the day and age of shrinking subscriber base of traditional pay-TV services the only area that have a growing have been SVOD services like Hulu and Netflix.

Making this move even more mystifying. Many pointed fingers at PlayStation Vue but maybe the fingers should have been pointed at Viacom.



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